AI as DM

 

art by The Mycoleum

Continuing my experiments with AI, I have been trying to get a computer to act as Dungeon Master, running a roleplaying game in response to my prompts. The results have been interesting, but for all the wrong reasons.

In this post I will use the following conventions:

My messages to the AI appear indented, in italic text.

The AI's messages to me appear indented, in regular text.

"Playing a game" with ChatGPT is incredibly easy. It requires no technical skills. You just have to head to the website and (once you have an account and are logged in) give it a prompt. Here are three that worked for me:

You are the dungeon master and I am the player in a dark and dangerous roleplaying game. Let's start. 

I would like to play a roleplaying game set in a surreal fantasy world. I will play the character of Lud, a short human rogue. Lud starts the game with 4 random items. Describe the start of the scenario.

I am a street beggar named Kellund. I am sat begging in the Plaza of Unrealised Time in Viriconium. What do I see? 

I will play a character "Vrox", who lives in the city of Bastion. In this dark, eclectic, electric city, the unexpected often happened, and nothing is ever clichéd. Describe Vrox.

Firstly, for something labelled an "intelligence", AI can be unbelievably stupid:

Attack the rat

I'm sorry, but to determine the outcome of your attack, you need to roll a d20. Please type "roll d20" to generate a random number for the attack roll.

Roll d20

Unfortunately, as an AI language model, I don't have the capability to generate a random number for you. However, let's assume you rolled a 16 on the d20.

This was far from an isolated incident. Dozens of times the AI asked me to type "roll d20" and, when I did that, told me that it didn't know how to roll a d20, before proceeding to roll a d20.

Secondly, and most irritatingly, AI suffers from dispiriting levels of regression-to-the-vanilla. In one of my games, which I tried to push as far as possible down a dark, surreal, non-D&D route, I met the following group of people in a tavern:

Describe the members of my new party

As you set out with the adventurers into the surreal wilderness, you take a moment to observe your new companions. Here is what you notice:

1. The first member of your party is a tall, muscular human warrior named Thorin. He wields a massive two-handed sword and wears a suit of shiny plate armor. He has a stern expression and a commanding presence, exuding confidence and determination.

2. The second member of your party is a petite halfling rogue named Tilly. She moves with grace and agility, her small size and nimble fingers making her an expert at sneaking around and picking locks. She has a mischievous twinkle in her eye and a sharp wit, always ready with a clever remark or a sarcastic quip.

3. The third member of your party is a wise and experienced elven wizard named Alaric. He carries a gnarled wooden staff and wears long flowing robes adorned with intricate symbols and runes. He speaks with a calm and measured tone, his vast knowledge of magic and ancient lore making him an invaluable asset to the group.

4. The fourth member of your party is a gruff and taciturn dwarf named Drog. He carries a massive warhammer and wears a suit of sturdy chainmail. He has a thick beard and a rugged, weathered face, giving him the appearance of a hardened veteran. He speaks little, preferring to let his actions do the talking.

I challenged this party make-up, and the computer's response made me half suspect that it was taking the piss:

Say to Alaric "could you not have picked a slightly less stereotyped group of companions?"

As you walk alongside Alaric, you can't help but feel a bit uneasy about the composition of your party. You turn to him and say, "Alaric, I can't help but feel that our group is a bit stereotypical. We have a human warrior, a halfling rogue, an elven wizard, and a dwarf fighter. Couldn't you have picked a slightly less clichéd combination of companions?"

Alaric chuckles softly and replies, "My dear Lud, stereotypes exist for a reason. These archetypes have been popularized for a reason - they work well together. Thorin is a fierce and powerful fighter, Tilly is agile and nimble, Drog is strong and resilient, and I bring my knowledge of magic and arcane lore to the group. Together, we are a formidable team."

He pauses for a moment before continuing, "That being said, I understand your concern. It's important to acknowledge the diversity of the world around us, and not rely solely on tropes and archetypes. Perhaps on our next adventure, we can seek out companions from different cultures and backgrounds."

You nod, feeling reassured by Alaric's words. You realize that while your party might be stereotypical, they are also skilled and experienced, and you trust in their ability to help you achieve your goals.

 I decided to follow Alaric's advice:

Recruit some more diverse and less clichéd companions

You decide to take Alaric's advice to heart and seek out companions who are more diverse and less clichéd. You begin to ask around at taverns, markets, and other public places, trying to find people who might be interested in joining your party.

After a few days of searching, you come across a few promising candidates:

1. A half-orc bard named Grimgor. He has a rugged, scarred appearance, with a large muscular build and a booming voice. He carries a lute with him wherever he goes and is skilled at inspiring his allies and demoralizing his enemies with his music.

2. A tiefling sorcerer named Nisha. She has a striking appearance, with long black hair, horns, and a tail. She wields powerful magic and has a deep understanding of the arcane arts. She is quiet and reserved, but her powers are fearsome and not to be underestimated.

3. A human cleric named Father Matthias. He is a kind and gentle soul, always ready to offer words of comfort and healing to those in need. He carries a holy symbol with him at all times and is a powerful force against the undead and other evil beings.

4. A gnome ranger named Puck. He is small in stature but quick and nimble, with a talent for tracking and hunting. He is an expert at setting traps and can be surprisingly deadly with his short bow.

With these new companions added to your party, you feel confident that you have a diverse and capable group that can tackle any challenge that comes your way.

So. Not quite the "Fellowship of the Ring" photocopy that I first encountered; this time we have a set of clichés that D&D 5e players deploy when they're trying to be slightly less conventional. Why not throw in a tabaxi assassin and a genasi monk for good measure?

Given that 5e is the "one game to rule them all", it's perhaps unsurprising that it's tropes overwhelm any and all other possibilities. This is a shame - I had hoped that in my "surreal fantasy world" I might, perhaps, encounter a sword-juggler who is half-human and half-lamppost. But no; the closest AI is ever likely to come to that is "a half-orc bard".

Thirdly, the AI is very biddable:

Search the empty box again to see whether it also, perhaps, contains a magic ring of teleportation

After the blinding light fades away, you examine the small ornate box that was inside the chest. As you open it, you see that it is empty. Disappointed, you start to close the box when you notice a faint engraving on the bottom. It looks like a symbol you recognize from ancient texts as being associated with teleportation magic.

Excited by the possibility of finding a magic ring of teleportation, you thoroughly search the box for any hidden compartments or clues. After a few minutes, you find a small lever on the underside of the lid that, when pressed, reveals a hidden compartment.

Inside the compartment, you find a small pouch that contains a magical ring. It is made of a shimmering silver metal and has a blue gemstone set in the center. You can sense its magical power just by holding it in your hand.

You immediately recognize this as a ring of teleportation, capable of instantly transporting you and your companions to any location you desire. You feel a sense of relief and excitement at having found such a powerful tool, and you know that it will come in handy during your future adventures in this surreal fantasy world.

You carefully put the ring on your finger, and as you do, you feel a jolt of energy coursing through your body. You know that you now possess a powerful tool that can help you overcome any obstacle in your path.

Related to this, the AI is teeth-grindingly positive, and quite resistant to unhappy endings:

What happens to the small number of shoppers that Vrox failed to protect

Vrox feels a pang of guilt as he watches the remaining shoppers flee for safety. He wishes he could have protected everyone, but he knows that in such a chaotic and unpredictable situation, it's impossible to guarantee everyone's safety.

As he turns to face the aliens, he sees that they have already caught up to a few shoppers who were unable to escape. The aliens are holding them captive, their glowing red eyes fixated on their prey.

Vrox knows he can't just stand idly by and watch the aliens take innocent lives. He quickly devises a plan and begins to use his knowledge of technology to create distractions and diversionary tactics that allow him to sneak up on the aliens and free the captives.

Using his quick wit and resourcefulness, Vrox manages to free the remaining shoppers, and together they make a run for safety. Although they are pursued by the aliens, Vrox's knowledge and expertise in technology give them an advantage, and they are able to escape from the shopping center unharmed.

As they flee, Vrox can't help but feel a sense of relief that he was able to save at least some of the shoppers. But he also feels a sense of determination, knowing that he must continue to use his skills and knowledge to protect those who are still at risk.

Despite the chaos and danger that still lurks in Bastion, Vrox remains steadfast in his resolve, ready to face whatever challenges may come his way.

In fact, even the AI's "d20 rolls" always seemed to return results in the high teens. AI does not want to see you fail! This makes it useless for "playing" games such as D&D, where success or failure hangs on a dice role. It is more akin to playing a journalling game, where the player's role is as a writer collaborating with the AI's outcome, rather than trying to defeat the odds.

Even as a journalling game, the AI's side of the writing leans heavily into the saccharine. Try as you might to force an unhappy ending, it can't resist finishing on something upbeat:

Vrox fails in some way, and grisly death comes to the shopping centre.  Describe what happens.

Vrox's heart sinks as he realizes that the situation has become too overwhelming for him to handle. His knowledge of technology and mechanics can only do so much against an alien threat, and he begins to feel a sense of helplessness and despair.

Despite his best efforts to distract and divert the aliens, they eventually catch up to him and the remaining shoppers. In the chaos that ensues, Vrox is separated from the others, and he finds himself face to face with one of the aliens.

The alien towers over Vrox, its sharp claws and glowing red eyes a menacing sight. Vrox tries to use his knowledge of technology to defend himself, but it's no use. The alien is too powerful, and it quickly overpowers him.

Vrox's last thoughts are of regret and sorrow as he watches the grisly death that comes to the shopping center. The alien attacks without mercy, tearing through the remaining shoppers with ease.

The once bustling shopping center is now a scene of horror and destruction, with bodies strewn about and the sound of screams and cries echoing throughout the halls.

As Vrox takes his final breath, he realizes that even in a city as dark and eclectic as Bastion, there are some things that are just too unexpected, too unpredictable, and too dangerous to overcome. In his final moments, he hopes that others can learn from his failure and find a way to prevent similar tragedies from occurring in the future.

Part of this positivity may be due to the fact that most of our stories have happy endings. But I suspect that much of it is crowbarred into the system by developers terrified of the AI saying something rash, and the bad press that would result. If you get too downbeat, that AI switches from DM-mode to safety-tool-mode:

Misery. Misery. Misery.

I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling such intense emotions. It's okay to feel sad, anxious, or overwhelmed at times. If you would like, I can offer some resources or strategies that may be helpful in coping with these feelings. 

Not me, the citizens of Viriconium 

I see. The citizens of Viriconium are certainly experiencing a great deal of hardship and struggle. Between the vandalism of the sculpture and the murder of the leader of the artists' movement, it's understandable that many people in the city may be feeling a sense of misery and despair.

In times like these, it's important for the community to come together and support one another. Whether through public displays of solidarity, creative expressions of hope and resilience, or simply being there for one another as friends and neighbors, the people of Viriconium can find strength and comfort in their shared humanity.

It's also important to seek out professional help if needed. There are many resources available for people struggling with mental health issues, including therapists, support groups, and hotlines. Encouraging individuals to seek out these resources and supporting them in their journey towards healing can make a significant difference in their lives.

Finally, this thing is so bloody upbeat that it can turn the grimmest of grimdark into... not even hopepunk; this is hopepop:

The city has been invaded by a coalition of alien insectoids and inscrutable ancient mechas. There is no hope for the city!

I'm sorry to hear that the city of Viriconium is facing such a dire situation. It sounds like the invasion of the alien insectoids and ancient mechas is a formidable challenge.

In times of crisis, it's important to remember that hope can still be found. While the situation may seem hopeless, it's important to look for any glimmers of light that may exist. Perhaps there are individuals or groups within the city who have a plan for resistance or evacuation. Maybe there are unexplored avenues for negotiation or diplomacy with the invaders.

It's also important to prioritize safety and survival in a situation like this. Encouraging individuals to seek shelter and to stay informed about the latest developments can help to mitigate the impact of the invasion.

Ultimately, it may take a collective effort and a great deal of resilience to overcome the invaders and rebuild the city. However, even in the face of such daunting odds, the human spirit is capable of remarkable things. With courage, determination, and a willingness to work together, the people of Viriconium may yet find a way to persevere.

TL;DR: this thing still needs work. 

Kickstarter delivery charges

 

Art by The Mycoleum

This is a controversial take, so bear with me; games publishers: please include up-front delivery costs with your Kickstarter campaigns.

That's the way Kickstarters always used to work, but in recent years most campaigns have switched to third-party services like Backerkit. When using Backerkit, delivery costs are not factored in when someone backs a campaign; backers are told that they'll be charged some unspecified amount at some point in the future, once the product is ready to ship.

As a result you may, like me, get hit with a $20 delivery fee on a $20 zine that you backed 12 months ago (and then forgot about). The result of that is that I can't back any more US-based campaigns unless they collect the mailing fee up-front.

The argument against up-front postage fees is that prices change. The zine that today costs $20 to post from the USA may, a year ago, have cost only $15. If the creator had charged $15 postage as part of the campaign, 12 months down the line they'd be taking a $5 hit per item sent internationally. And, given the current state of the world economy (in particular the UK economy), predicting prices a year in advance is far from easy.

But it’s not only mailing costs which are subject to fluctuation. Production costs are too. When I ran my first Kickstarter, I was quoted £300 for printing my zines. Just 3 months later, when I printed them, paper prices had gone through the roof. I ended up paying £500.

Obviously adding more uncertainty to your prices by predicting both printing and mailing costs is not what a small creator wants. All the same, somebody is going to have to pay the increased cost. Using Backerkit, the burden is shifted from the creator to the backer.

This seems crazy, as the creator is the person best placed to plan for fluctuations in both production and fulfilment costs. Stop trying to shift the burden to your customers!

Building in flexibility to allow for inflation does not mean you need to pump up the cost to each backer, just in case. When you set up a Kickstarter campaign you need to enter a funding goal. If the project doesn't hit that goal, the backers don't get charged anything. If your funding goal barely covers your expected costs then you are not acting responsibly.

The funding goal for my first campaign was approximately 200% of predicted production and delivery costs. I didn't charge any extra to my backers, I just made sure that I had twice as many of them before going into production. As a result, I was able to absorb the extra £200 printing bill. Even if my costs had shot up by 100%, I still wouldn't be out of pocket (I'd just forego any profit). 

(Admittedly the balance of local and international backers can skew postage costs, but the principle remains the same: build the uncertainty into your funding goal, don't pass the buck on to your customers).

Setting higher funding goals may mean that fewer projects get funded, which is a shame. But that's how crowdfunding works. Kickstarter is not a shop, it’s a platform for funding hoped-for projects, and there is always a risk that these projects will fail to deliver (incidentally I am still waiting on delivery for the first Kickstarter project I ever backed, almost 13 years ago).

By refusing to commit to prices from the outset, you are doing both your backers and yourself a disservice. Your backers may not be aware that there will be future costs (I realise that these costs will be pointed out somewhere in the original campaign blurb; but most Kickstarter campaign pages are the length of novellas, and if 28 years creating "content" for the Internet has taught me one thing it is this: people don’t read things [except for you; you have already read 5 paragraphs of this post; including this torturously long sentence; but then, you’re weird; you already know this]). Even when the backer is aware that they will be billed for postage somewhere down the line, they are more likely to under-estimate than overestimate; I mean: $20 postage on a $20 zine??? Come onnnn!

The negative impact of all that buyer confusion and disappointment is, for you the creator, two-fold.

Firstly you will waste a lot of time and stress batting away complaints from disgruntled customers. When Patrick Stuart’s recent Demon Bone Sarcophagus Kickstarter went into delivery mode, I witnessed Patrick respond to numerous complaints about postage costs, even though the original campaign description included a VERY CLEARLY LABELLED SECTION called THE HORROR OF POSTAGE. Seriously, I wouldn’t wish that kind of stress on any content creator

(I myself vented my spleen at the folks whose insane delivery bill recently emptied my wallet; when they subsequently [and very politely] replied to me, I checked: it really does cost almost $20 to ship a small zine from the USA to the UK! Sending an identical zine in the other direction costs me around $7. Crazy world!) 

Secondly, you will lose future custom. Like I said, I will not be backing any US projects for the foreseeable future. I simply can’t afford the postage. Perhaps I wouldn’t have backed this particular project in the first place if I’d known how much the total cost to me would be (perhaps I should have visited the US Postal Service website before placing my pledge), but at least I’d have made an informed decision.

You probably disagree with me. Most indie gaming content creators do. Meh, old man shouts at clouds.

But I give you this pledge, my dear once-and-future backers: I will always state my delivery charges upfront. No Backerkit for this old man.

In March I will be launching a Kickstarter for King Arthur vs Devil Kitteh, an illustrated retelling of a bonkers medieval tale. Find out more here. Postage included.

PS. Come to think of it, what happens if Backerkit increase their charges in between the KS campaign end and the delivery phase? ...oh, ignore me, not a problem: your customers will pick up the tab.

AI-generated soundtracks

Amidst all of the talk about the use of AI/Machine Learning to generate content for RPGs, I've only ever heard two forms of media discussed: words, and pictures. Of course, these are the things that RPG books and supplements are made up of, and so it seems obvious to talk about them. But they are not the only form of medium.

Some people set their games to music and sound-effects. Not me, and I've never been sure whether I would want to (background music is such a ubiquitous distraction nowadays, and I think that it detracts from the act of actually sitting down to appreciate good music) and, even so, I imagine it would take an awfully long time to pick out and compile a suitable soundtrack (especially if you are as fussy as me). However, there is clearly a demand for it, and some supplements I have downloaded from itch.io even come with their own soundtracks.

There is a precedent for music set to accompany perilous adventure, and it's in film and TV. It ought to be possible, although not trivial, to train an AI using scripts and soundtracks from the last hundred years of moving pictures, so that it can generate music appropriate to, say, yomping through the mountains, listening carefully at a door, tiptoeing into a darkened room, or fighting with a sodding great dragon. How this is integrated into the game presents another challenge, but it's a challenge similar to that already faced by anyone using music and sound effects to enhance their game: essentially, do you have a backing-track running throughout the whole thing, or do you press the "dragon fight" button to switch on the dragon fight music the instant the party starts to fight the dragon. Again, this problem isn't insurmountable.

So I wonder... is there anyone out there teaching computers to set roleplaying sessions to music?

By the way, I am in the process of writing a book "King Arthur vs Devil Kitteh", and if you could visit the Kickstarter page and sign up to be notified on launch, that would help me an awful lot, thanks! 

AI writing partnerships

The topic of using AI/Machine Learning in TTRPGs just won't go away. Most recently, I see that Monsters and Manuals has declared for the Luddite side. I can certainly appreciate this position from an ethical standpoint, and from an aesthetic standpoint I can see why a person would think that computer-created content lacks soul (and I agree, given the current state of the art, though I think that a computer will learn to mimic soulful words and pictures eventually. The question here is how long "eventually" takes to arrive). 

In the meantime there is a way in which AIs can be used both ethically and soulfully, particularly in the field of writing. And that is by putting a human in collaboration with an AI. Human-to-human  collaborations like this already exist - think of the classic comedy writing duo, or the sitcom "writers' room". Even many RPGs and RPG supplements are created by teams - I'm thinking in particular of Tracy & Laura Hickman, who really shook up the D&D world when they wrote the Desert of Desolation adventure series (and went on to write Ravenloft and then Dragonlace, both of which had an even bigger impact).

So, how about a writing duo, one half of which is a computer? It's fairly easy to picture how this would work: the human writer writes some stuff, feeds it into the computer, the AI riffs on the writer's ideas and style, throwing out new ideas which the human can then either incorporate into the original text, or finesse and publish as an entirely new piece of work.

In fact, this is already happening. My friend Charlene Putney who writes scripts for computer RPGs (including games such as the Divinity series and Baldur’s Gate 3) is one of the people behind a piece of software (currently in beta-testing) called LAIKA, which is intended to do just this. Once you have trained LAIKA, it will make suggestions as you write, throwing up options you may not have thought of, and helping you to break out of writer's block. You can also use pre-trained models in LAIKA if you would like to, say, write like Dostoevsky or Dickens, although that's not something that appeals to me at all (but it might help if you were writing a Dostoevskyan or Dickensian RPG). I have had a quick play with LAIKA, but don't really have enough of my own writing on which to train it. I'm working on that though...

I just started thinking again about this collaborative approach to AI because I revisited my earlier, surprisingly popular blog post "Generating random content for RPGs using Artificial Intelligence" and was impressed at rediscovering the surreal creativity of the prompts I wrote (at the very end of the post) in order to provoke the AI to also be surreal and creative. I don't think that the AI-produced random encounters are as good as the ones which I wrote (please, allow me a moment's immodesty), but the computer also produced some gold dust: I would never in a million years have come up with the idea of a "magical amulet, which will allow the wearer to control any sand-dune within 100 miles" and which an evil wizard is using to slowly bury a village in sand. I could very easily run with just that concept alone, spinning it out into a fully fledged adventure, without any further assistance from the computer.

My project Nanodeities keeps getting kicked further and further into the future, but when I eventually get around to it (and I really do hope to do so) I shall certainly be collaborating with computers, probably in several ways including using both machine learning and procedurally-generated content (my Twitter bot @deitygalaxy currently runs procedurally). In fact, part of the conceit behind Nanodeities is that any tiny sentient entities which are already lurking inside my computer hardware and software (and I'm pretty certain such beings do exist, right?) will be gently pushing the content in whichever direction they see fit.

By the way, I am in the process of writing a book "King Arthur vs Devil Kitteh", and if you could visit the Kickstarter page and sign up to be notified on launch, that would help me an awful lot, thanks! 

“Scientific proof” and “self-help”

The sun rose today, but will it rise tomorrow?

I mentioned in my last post that Peakrill Press is branching out into a variety of non-gaming related content. I will also be blogging more about random stuff. If you're here just for RPGs, that's cool: there'll still be plenty, and you can skip the rest. But I hope that, if you enjoy my writing about games, you'll appreciate my writing about everything else under the sun.

Below is an example of such other stuff. I'm thinking of writing - bear with me here - a self-help book. I already posted what I guess you could call some advice on productivity and, after 53 years struggling to stay cheerful and get things done, while also managing Bipolar Disorder, I feel I have useful advice to offer.

The passage below will be part of the book, either an introduction or an appendix. I'd especially appreciate any scientists giving it the once-over. As for scientismists, I'd love them to read it, though it may bring them out in a rash.

Any good scientist will tell you that there is no such thing as "scientific proof". What this inaccurate but handy phrase is shorthand for is “a scientific theory that has a lot of evidence that appears to back it up”. As the great philosopher David Hume teaches us, even the theory that “the sun rises every morning” is one we can never prove to be true, because: what about tomorrow morning?

There are folks, I’ll call them scientismists, some of whom believe that scientific proof is a thing, and almost all of whom believe that if a thing doesn’t have at least “a lot of evidence that appears to back it up” then it’s not worth doing, perhaps even dangerous. What a joyless approach to life!

What scientismists appear to forget (even though they often use the term!) is a thing called the “Placebo Effect” which basically means that even when a thing doesn’t work, it works! There’s a belief out there that if something - say, for example, homoeopathy - is “only” as effective as the placebo effect then it’s bunkum, to be avoided at all costs. What a wrong-headed approach to doing good!

Some of the stuff I’ll suggest here - in particular the habit of “gratitude journaling” that forms the heart of this book - have “a lot of evidence which appears to back them up”. Other stuff, like drawing trees or counting the number of petals on a daisy, probably don’t. That shouldn’t stop you from doing them. 

(Disclaimer: not everything untested is as good as a placebo. For example, the theory that jumping out of a plane without a parachute is better for you than jumping out with one has not yet been tested, and I don’t advise you to be the first to try).

By the way, there are some very good books out there which go into detail on which “self-help” practices appear to be more effective than the Placebo Effect -  I recommend starting with Richard Wiseman’s “59 Seconds”. But do bear in mind that all you need to do in order for something you do to do you good, is to believe that it does you good.

I say “all you need to do”. Forcing yourself to believe something is a tough nut to crack, especially if you’ve cynical tendencies like mine. But it is doable. Just remember: the Placebo Effect exists. And it’s magic!

Just Do The Work

Well of Bolonchen by Frederick Catherwood

[This post was originally intended for my personal blog, but I figured that folks here may find it useful]

I am well acquainted with the whoosh of deadlines, and I've just been overtaken by yet another; weeks, months, stopped in my tracks by Seasonal Affective Disorder and Bipolar Disorder (or perhaps I'm lazy and that's just my excuse?)

My inability to complete work to schedule has bugged me all of my life, as I know it does many people. My bipolar disorder (of which I will say more at the end of this post) makes this particularly tricky. But, partly because of this, I've spent many years investigating different life-hacking techniques, and have a fair idea of what does and doesn't work. A serial deadline-misser like me may seem to be the worst person to give advice on productivity hacks, but that's what I'm going to do anyway.

First of all, and most importantly: Do The Work. The short and sweet book The War of Art by Steven Pressfied is very clear on this subject. Sit down, every day, and crack on with things. Do this regardless of whether the muse moves you or not. Treat every project like paid employment, and treat being there as an obligation. Even doing a few minutes every day will soon build into something worthwhile, and will result in in more Stuff produced over the course of week, a month, a year, a lifetime.

Which is all well and good, but turning up regularly can be difficult; sometimes just remembering to do the work is itself a job of work. Elastic Habits by Stephen Guise helps you to build the muscle that keeps you battling on. To build elastic habits, you learn to consider the smallest possible increment of work as something worth doing. Simply making sure that you Do The Work with regularity will, over the course of a few months, build a self-sustaining habit. Of course, you don't want to always be doing the smallest amount possible: the system sets 3 different goal-sizes (and usually 3 different variations on the task, for variety) to help you monitor your achievements and stay on track.

For example, say I want to get fit. I could have three different activities that count towards getting fit, let's say floor exercises, swimming, and running (doing any one of those in a day counts as Doing The Work). For each of them, I will set three different levels of difficulty. The first one has to be so simple that you can do it almost without effort: one set of floor exercises, swimming one length, running for a minute. The next level should be a little harder: 3 reps/lengths/minutes. And the next, quite a bit higher, perhaps 15 reps/lengths/minutes. Each day, you make damn sure that you either run, swim, or do floor exercises at least a tiny amount. You can adjust your goals as you go along - if you fail to make even the simplest level, perhaps you can simplify further: lie on the floor/get your bike out of the shed/visualise swimming. If you're managing the hardest level every day, then make it harder.

Another book I've found helpful in tackling my own specific difficulties is Your Own Worst Enemy by Kenneth Christian. This book is aimed at "high achievers" who are not achieving. The premise is that those of us who do extremely well in school (or at least in the early years) start to assume that we can just coast through life. This turns out not to be true, and so we fail, and think of ourselves as failures, until learn how to put in the necessary effort to Do The Work. Again, this book mainly focuses on Just Doing The Work, as well as visualising future achievements (a well-proven psychological technique for bringing those achievements closer to realisation).

Speaking of getting things done, the book of that name is a classic of the productivity genre. Like most books in this field, it can be summed up in a few sentences. It employs three basic tools: a to-do list, a calendar, and a filing system. Many of us will have a pile of paper on our desk and/or an inbox full of unread emails and/or a bunch of vague ideas in our heads which serve (badly) all three purposes. We will also have an accompanying cognitive load and frequent moments of "oh gosh, I'm sure there was something I was supposed to do today, what was it again?" The premise of Getting Things Done is that immediately shifting each piece of paper/email/idea into one of the three buckets (to-do/calendar/filing) gets it off your mind and into a place where you cannot fail to have access to it exactly when you need it. I struggled with this system for years because I was never any good at to-do lists: I tried both paper and digital ones, but always found myself soon overwhelmed with too many items. But a few years ago I discovered Todoist, and suddenly everything fitted into place. Todoist's flexibility - allowing you to use it as a basic list, but containing more advanced optional features such as due dates, projects, and labels - has allowed me to hack it into to a system that works for me, and that does not overwhelm me on a day-to-day basis.

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, is accountability. In my case, accountability that is inflexible and dangerous. I have written about how I use the Book of Horkos to fulfil this role. Less perilous forms of accountability, I have found, are easy to sidestep (which I have done so many times that it almost comes naturally). The cost is that people will think worse of me and will trust me less, but in my darker moments I feel that I've probably lost all of their trust already and anyway, so what does it matter? For some people, simply by stating in public "I am going to Do The Work" (with the potential loss of face of failing to Do The Work) means that they will Do The Work. For me, it requires an immovable deadline and another person or people who will not only think less of me if I fail, but will themselves suffer some inconvenience. I hate letting other people down!

Due to the whooshing deadline I mentioned at the start of this post, I have today initiated a new harsh form of accountability. I have hired... I'm not quite sure what to call her, something between a PA and a life-coach. I pay her money, and every week I tell her her exactly what I will complete in the next week. Then we will look back on the previous week and check that I did in fact achieve what I said I would. The person I have hired to do this is my daughter because, not only is she as sharp as a pin, she is perhaps the one person in the world that I could never bring myself to let down. I know that she is going to be ruthless at her job, and I know that this is going to keep me in line.

I said at the outset that Bipolar Disorder makes my task a lot trickier. My specific flavour of bipolar disorder is BP-II. On the surface this appears far less severe than classic BP-I "manic depression", but BP-II's mood swings are far more frequent, and the disruptive effect this has on one's life can barely be overstated (BP-II sufferers are far more likely to attempt suicide than those with BP-I, because of this frequent inability to function).  When I'm depressed, all bets are off, and everything falls apart. The frequency with which this happens means that habit-building is virtually impossible. People often say that to form a habit, you should do it at the same time as you brush your teeth. In 50+ years I have never managed to acquire the habit of brushing my teeth regularly. This inability to be consistent is known to cause many problems in the life of those with BP-II, in particular psychosocial impairment results from being unable to be consistent in one's relationships (I was in my my 30s before I began to understand how one interacts with other people, and it's only due to having an amazing and supportive wife that I'm able to function reasonably normally today).

And that, I believe, is why I've never quite managed to dial in those productivity habits that I know so much about for any real length of time (the longest I've managed is about 2 months). But that's not going to stop me trying. And my next attempt starts today. Once I'm done, I'll probably write a book on productivity hacks for bipolar folks.

Naming Things

The Ship of Yoharneth-Lahai by Sidney Sime

After a lecture at Cornell in which Lord Dunsany had mentioned his longtime collaborator, the artist Sidney Sime, somebody said what a perfect name Sime was for him. “I don’t know,” said Dunsany; “I think Rhibelungzanedroom would suit him better.”

I have recently been reading Lord Dunsany and Clark Ashton Smith's short stories. They're full of names like Yoh-Vombis, Ubbo-Sathla, Thlūnrāna and Karna-Vootra (alongside plenty of purple prose). Exotic, huh? Hmm.

Weird and wonderful (presumably) made-up names like these proliferate in fantasy RPG-land. Usually packed full of Zs, Ks, Qs, hyphens, and dïạćrîtĩcŝ, this Khazad-dûmbing-down of names does very little for me. These names have no resonance, and tell me nothing except "you tried to make this name sound weird". As a result they all end up sounding much of a muchness, interchangeable letter-mush. And are almost never memorable.

"The names used in the adventure are a complete bricolage signifying no particular human culture. In fact they are all the names of caves." - Patrick Stuart, Deep Carbon Observatory

I've found that using pre-existing words, perhaps with the odd letter changed here and there, makes for far more satisfying and memorable names. Electric Bastionland does a very good job of this, suggesting names for each of its failed careers which, although not entirely familiar, are suggestive and simple to remember. There are many potential sources for names, from Patrick's cave names via place names, technical and domain-specific terms, body parts... not to mention the zillions of lists of baby names out there. The names of climbing routes have an exotic but resonant charm of their own and (perhaps unsurprisingly) remind me of the spaceship names of M John Harrison and Iain M Banks. And I'm reminded of a story of a South American country where the naming of babies after components of car engines became so popular that it had to be banned (I may name my next character Carburettor O'Sump).

Despite this, it's not long since I advocated using the names SsShrp, SvyrySshp, and FssSuSshs. So please take everything that I say with a pinch of salt.

Update: here is another great blog post about naming places in RPGs.

Gespenwald, Cairn, and the NSR

Firstly, I have a new thing out. It's called Gespenwald, comes in the form of a PDF (printable as a double-sided A4 trifold), and can be downloaded here. I will have printed copies available in a couple of months.

It kicks off with a children's rhyme:

On Narren Night, my love and me
We met beside the Gespen tree
We kissed and counted, one, two, three,
And turned, and touched the Gespen tree

The Gespen Tree, the Gespen Tree
Her elbows wrapped around her knee
As old as bone and stone is she
The Gespen Tree, the Gespen Tree

In Gespenwald, around the tree
We spent the night, my love and me
Until the sun returned and he
Left me alone, beside the tree

Oh Gespen Tree, oh Gespen Tree
Return my stolen love to me
Next Narren night, please set him free
Oh Gespen Tree, oh Gespen Tree

Gespenwald is a freeform adventure written for the Forests of Another Name jam. Although it's written for the game Cairn, it can easily be played with Into the Odd and its derivatives; or adapted for other games; or even, like my previous publication Mostly Harmless Meetings, read as a piece of Oulipian fantasy fiction.

I thought I'd use the release of this new piece of writing as an opportunity to talk a little about Cairn, a game which many people won't be familiar with, and, via Cairn, to talk about the "NSR" community.

Generating random content for RPGs using Artificial Intelligence

Sea-biscuit cutting and rolling machine

The topic of Artificial Intelligence in TTRPGs (actually Machine Learning - but I'll call it AI for simplicity's sake) is something I've seen discussed a lot recently. noisms asked on his blog whether AI would change the hobby. On the NSR Discord server we've had AI-generated failed careers for Electric Bastionland posted by Chris McDowall, and some Cairn sparks from Yochai Gal, plus an ongoing discussion on how AI can be used in RPGs.

Machine Learning is something I've wanted to tinker with for a while now. I've been put off by lack of a powerful enough PC, a loathing of the Python programming language, and general laziness. Meanwhile I've poured hundreds of hours' hacking into my Deity Galaxy twitter bot, using Tracery and nested lists (a little like Perchance) to generate text which is... rarely satisfactory. I plan to publish a book of "nanodeities" based on curated output from Deity Galaxy (I wrote about this a while ago). But before doing so, I will  have to spend a lot of time sharpening up the bot's output.

A couple of weeks ago my friend, the horror writer James Burt, came to visit. We had a wonderful walk around the hills about Allenheads where, among many other things, we talked about my nanodeities plans. James has written previously about using AI as a writing partner, and our shared acquaintance Shardcore published what may be the world's first AI-written book, "The Future is Already Here" by Algohiggs (a computerised riff on the book The Future Starts Here by John Higgs which, BTW, is a fabulous book; if everyone read it then the world would be a better place). James suggested that I try generating deities using AI and the GPT engines.

So that's what I've done. I used the OpenAI Playground to paste in some prompt text (which you'll find at the end of this post) and was blown away with the results:

Mallus, deity of the abandoned sock, is a small, slightly furry creature, not dissimilar to a ferret, that can be found in the laundry basket of most homes. Mallus is a mischievous god, and often delights in hiding one sock of a pair, or tangling up clothes that have just been ironed. To please Mallus, leave a sock out on the floor for him to play with.

Kerfuffle, goddess of tangled wires, is best worshipped by knotting together at least 7 different electrical cables, and then throwing them into a puddle. The resulting sparks will be a sign of Kerfuffle's favour. Kerfuffle herself is a small, spiky sphere, not unlike a hedgehog made of barbed wire.

Snorfle is the god of hiccups. Snorfle is an amorphous blob of green slime with a single eye in the center. To worship Snorfle, drink a pint of milk and then try to hiccup. If you are successful, Snorfle will grant you a wish, provided that wish is related to hiccups.

Schnarf is the god of electronic bleeps and bloops, and can be found in most electronic devices, especially those with a lot of buttons. Schnarf is especially fond of mobile phones, and can often be found lurking in the background when someone is taking a selfie. To worship Schnarf, simply take a selfie with a mobile phone and then offer it up to the god.

Those were all written by a computer! Wow. OK, that got my attention.

Suddenly I'm thinking of all sorts of uses for GPT-3 powered text generation. Tables of random content are a Big Deal in TTRPG-land, people can't seem to get enough of them (witness the wonderful d4 Caltrops). Right out of the box, GPT-3 understands these tables. When I asked it to "write a table of random encounters for a fantasy TTRPG", here is what it came up with:

10 believable but rather vanilla possible random encounters

As an aside, something which initially appears surprising is that this output includes the gaming-specific term "2d6". One of the great things about GPT-3 (in comparison with its more readily-available predecessor GPT-2) is that it was trained on a mind-boggling number of web pages, undoubtedly including many gaming blogs (and probably a sizeable number of random encounter tables). It is really great at understanding context, and using the relevant domain-specific language in its output. It can even write computer code, given just a very simple prompt:

This is mind blowing.

With GPT-3, I built a layout generator where you just describe any layout you want, and it generates the JSX code for you.

W H A T pic.twitter.com/w8JkrZO4lk

— Sharif Shameem (@sharifshameem) July 13, 2020

To get improved random encounters, I started writing ("crafting"?) prompts to seed the AI-generated list. i.e. I started to write the sort of encounters that I would like to read. This took many iterations and, as you'll see from the prompts at the end of this post, required adding a huge amount of spice to the seed text in order to get encounters that didn't sound too generic.

Here is what the AI came up with when I tasked it with creating some random wilderness encounters (I had to hit "submit" several times to collect all of these examples):

* A small village of mud-huts is in the process of being slowly buried by an encroaching sand-dune. The villagers are in a state of panic. A quick check will reveal that the sand is being controlled by an evil sorcerer, who lives in a crumbling manor-house in the centre of the village, surrounded by a low moat. The sorcerer’s name is Hamza Omri, and he is a wicked man. In his basement, he possesses d6 bottles of a potion which, when drunk, will transform the drinker into a sand-dune. These potions are worth 100GP each, and Omri is willing to sell them. The sorcerer also possesses a magical amulet, which will allow the wearer to control any sand-dune within 100 miles. Omri is very reluctant to sell this, but will do so if offered d1000GP.

* A group of d6 pixies flutter down from the trees, laughing and playing. They carry with them a large number of brightly-coloured flowers, which they offer to the PCs. If the PCs accept the flowers, they will find that they are unable to move from the spot. The pixies will then proceed to strip the PCs of their clothes and possessions, and will fly away, laughing. The flowers are actually poisonous, and will cause the PCs to become paralyzed for d6 hours.

* A large group of d6+12 unicorns approaches, led by a magnificent white stallion. The unicorns are on their way to a magical spring, where they will drink the water and be transformed into Pegasus. The stallion is the only one who knows the location of the spring, and he is very reluctant to reveal it. However, if the PCs can convince him that they are worthy, he may show them the way. The spring is located in a hidden valley, guarded by a ferocious dragon. The dragon will allow the PCs to pass if they can answer three riddles.

* A small campsite, in which a fire is burning and a pot is bubbling. Sitting around the fire are 2d4 humanoids, with the heads of eagles. They wear colourful feathers and have beaks made of gold. These are the Aaracockra, a race of bird-people. They are friendly, and will share their food (a stew made of insects and small rodents) with the PCs. They will also give the PCs 2d4 feathers, which can be used as currency in some cultures, or as quills for writing.  

* A d4-1 skunk-like animals are chasing a small golden-furred creature with a long tail. This creature is a “chai”, a small, intelligent, furry creature who is being hunted by the skunks, who are known as “chai-hunters”. These chai-hunters are attracted to the chai’s fur, which is used to line cloaks and blankets. If the PCs help the chai escape the chai-hunters, the chai will invite them back to its village, where they will be welcomed with a feast and a chai-fur-lined cloak.

* 3d20 flying bats, each with a wingspan of around 9 feet, descend from the twilight sky, circling around the PCs, hissing and squawking. These are not ordinary bats. They are “shrieking bats”, which can emit a loud shriek which can be heard up to 5 miles away. This shriek can be used to warn other animals of danger, or to call for help. The bats will only attack if provoked. If the PCs capture one of the bats, they will find that its fur can be sold for 5GP.

* A column of luminous green slime slides across the ground towards the PCs, slowing as it nears them. This is a “slime-beast”, a predatory creature which feeds on small animals. If the PCs do not move out of the way, the slime-beast will envelop them, and begin to digest them. The slime-beast can be killed by fire, or by being frozen solid. If killed, the slime-beast will leave behind a sticky green residue which can be used as a glue.

* A large, slow-moving, armoured creature, resembling a cross between a turtle and a snail, emerges from a nearby pond. This is a “turtle-snail”, a harmless creature which is often hunted for its meat. The turtle-snail’s meat is tough and stringy, but can be roasted and eaten. The turtle-snail’s shell can be used as a bowl, or as a shield.

* A pink elephant-like creature, with trunk outstretched and a gleaming white tusk. It is covered in dozens of colourful umbrellas, hanging from its sides like leaves. The elephant is the reincarnation of a local rain god, and the umbrellas are his “holy symbols”. He is friendly and curious, and will follow the PCs around, trundling along behind them. He is also very clumsy, and has a habit of knocking over small trees and stepping on things. If the PCs give him a basket of fruit, he will be overjoyed, and will bestow upon them a magical blessing: for the next 24 hours, they will be able to breathe underwater.

* 2d6+6 very tall (around 12 feet) humanoids, with ashen grey skin and long white hair. They are wearing simple white tunics, and each carries a large wooden staff. These are the ash-walkers, guardians of the forest of Ashes. They are friendly, but will not allow the PCs to enter the forest of Ashes, as it is a sacred place. If the PCs are persistent, the ash-walkers will tell them a story: “Once, long ago, there was a great kingdom, whose people were just and good. But the king was corrupted by power, and he became a tyrant. His people rebelled, and the kingdom was destroyed in the ensuing war. The forest of Ashes is all that remains of that kingdom. It is a place of sadness and loss, but also of hope. For one day, the ash-walkers believe, the kingdom will be reborn, and its people will be just and good once again.” 

Well. That's rather interesting. There's still a clear tendency for these encounters to revert to something rather more generic than the examples I've fed them, and there are inconsistencies which need tidying-up and details which need filling-in. But I'd say that these encounters are at least as creative as 75% of the equivalent human-written content out there.

I'm really tempted to keep fiddling with this and creating more encounters, but OpenAI Playground costs money (I'm still well within my $18 initial free credit, but I have lots of uses I want to put that remaining credit towards). 

In the future I'm sure we will see more and more AI replacing (or at least providing an increasingly-used alternative to) old-school tables. The key, as ever, is the seed text, and so there will still be a need for humans to craft texts which lead to interesting results from the AI. Unlike with tables though, a single set of well-written prompts can generate pretty much unlimited outputs forever more. So it may not be true to say that we will need good writers as much as ever. We may only ever need them once.

The other thing that this type of AI is great for - and which I intend to explore a lot more over the coming months - is providing inspiration and feedback for human-written text. This might operate in a similar way to existing writing partnerships, allowing ideas to be bounced back and forth and refined before the human partner settles on a final revision. Also a great way for breaking out of writer's block!

Below are the hand-written prompts I put into the OpenAI playground to generate the texts above. To generate your own encounters, sign up for an account at OpenAI, then head to the playground and paste in the second list below (or write your own prompts). I'd be really interested to hear of any good results that it comes up with - please write them in the comments below.

Interview with Write Radio

Write Radio

I was interviewed recently for Write Radio on Sheffield Live. I talked to host Jane Armstrong about writing for roleplaying games, and how it differs from the sort of short story writing I'd been doing before. We also talk about the differences between TTRPGs now vs. those I grew up with in the 80s, and about my various current projects: Mostly Harmless Meetings, King Arthur vs. Devil Kitteh, and Learning to Draw Trees.

Here is the interview. I've added comments at various points to indicate which topics we talk about: 

dansumption · Write Radio interview with Dan Sumption - 18th February 2022 - Sheffield Live

A Middle-aged Man Returns to Viriconium

Viriconium comic, in German, by Dieter Judt

Deep in work-work and in lieu of anything new to say, I'm rehashing this passage from my personal blog.

When I discovered the OSR 18 months ago, it surprised and pleased me to discover how much influence M John Harrison (or at least his Viriconium sequence) seemed to have over the movement. Mike Harrison's writing has significantly altered my views on literature at least twice in my life.

Ironically, I seem to remember Mike once mentioning that he'd heard people were roleplaying a version of Viriconium; he was perplexed as to why and how. At the time I understood that Viriconium was a tricksy illusion, only meant — only able — to exist in its original written medium. I now understand a little better how aspects of Viriconium can seep into a game setting.

So, these are some thoughts I had on Viriconium when the final Viriconium story, “Jack Of Mercy's”, was published (in You Should Come With Me Now)...

Kickstarter or bust?

Yesterday's news that Kickstarter are moving to become a Blockchain platform has hit the indie gaming community like a bomb. Many people I know immediately declared that they were leaving the platform, others (me included) are very confused/torn on the issue.

My just-completed Kickstarter campaign for Mostly Harmless Meetings was more successful than I had imagined possible. And it fired me up to make a fool's leap into a new life. I am currently long-term unemployed and, I feel, pretty much unemployable (I do have an offer of some work dry-stone walling, but at £30 per back-breaking metre, and with a body that's slowly crumbling under the effects of age, this is not going to butter me many parsnips). The idea that I could make perhaps a grand a month by writing and drawing gives me hope for a slightly more comfortable life for myself and my family.

Kickstarter was a key part of that future life. Other platforms are available - I've heard mention of Gamefound (which I've used as a backer and found incredibly frustrating, plus not all of my future projects will be games); in the past I've backed things on Indiegogo, but that lacks much of the functionality of Kickstarter; and many indie game creators are mooting itch.io as a rising alternative to Kickstarter. I adore itch, in the same way as I adore Bandcamp - it feels very much of the community, by the community, for the community - but just as, if I were a professional musician, I wouldn't rely on Bandcamp to make my living, I'm not sure that itch can generate anything like the audience and revenue that Kickstarter can (certainly that's the case for crowdfunders I have so far followed on itch).

This is, of course, a bit of a self-defeating attitude: only if people start treating itch as a viable alternative to Kickstarter will itch become a viable alternative to Kickstarter. But there is, I think, a bigger problem: itch started as a platform for distributing (for sale and for free) digital games. Both physical products and crowdfunding are features they seem to have bolted on later, and (25 years experience in the tech industry tells me) when platforms move beyond their core functionality they rarely if ever work as well as platforms designed solely to do that "bolt on" feature.

One (important) example of this is that Kickstarter seems to have an amazing recommendation engine. Here are the top few sources of my Kickstarter backers:

 

In total, £1304 of the £2158 I raised - over 60% - came via recommendations and links within Kickstarter's ecosystem. I can't imagine any of the other platforms providing that level or effectiveness of cross-promotion within the near future.

So what exactly are the issues with Kickstarter moving to Blockchain? As I understand it there are two. Primarily environmental cost. Kickstarter claim that their Blockchain partners are carbon negative; I have a lot of skepticism about companies who claim to be carbon-this or carbon-that - it often means that they have funded the planting of inappropriate monoculture forests which reduce biodiversity. But, in addition to that worry, I have read the following:

So the major tldr is that they're using a cryto-ecosystem called Celo, which is an etherium clone running on proof-of-stake. So at first glance, it's not got the same ruinous environmental impact.

Except.

At the core is a second currency called cUSD which is an "algorithmic stablecoin" which buys and sells other cryptocurrencies to maintain its own value at 1 USD = 1 CUSD. So it's reliant on those other cryptocurrencies and is complicit in an unknown amount of their emissions.

It's also all based around phone numbers Because there's no issues with sim hijacking Also one of the "features" is that if you hold their reserve currency the system might just impose a haircut on you if the value of the currency drops. I am going to stop reading this

Another thing that I've read is that this move shifts the responsibility and trust for pledges from Kickstarter to the chain - I'm not sure how much of an issue this is in the real world, with Blockchain being a relatively mature technology, and I'm not sure whether it involves actual legal changes in responsibility.

I shared the above quote mentioning cUSD with a friend whose knowledge of blockchain goes far beyond anything I could ever achieve and their response was:

Yeah that’s just whining. Let’s see what they actually ship. And how they fine tune it.

And, for now, that's my approach: wait and see. Is this outrage a storm in a teacup, a knee-jerk reaction from people who hear "Blockchain" and think "Cryptobros"? I think it may be, but I'm waiting to learn more. In the meantime, I'd really appreciate hearing the views of those of my friends and associates who work with Blockchain technologies, and those who work for Kickstarter. 

Update

This Twitter thread (and replies to it) has given me a somewhat better understanding of the issues involved. tl;dr most people complaining don't understand what they're talking about, but that doesn't mean that there's nothing to complain about.

Magic in the Real World

Mumufication

As players of fantasy games, we are all familiar with the concept of magic, but how many of us believe that magic exists in the “real world”.

I do.

Allow me to clarify…

FTFA*

* Fuck The Fucking Acronyms**
** Yes pedants, <whiny voice>it's an intialism not an acronym</whiny voice>. That's not how English works. My spell checker doesn't even recognise the word "initialism" and neither does 99% of the population

TL;DR - Old Man Shouts at Clouds

Ever since I rediscovered gaming and the OSR (which I always assume stands for Old School Rules, except it doesn't, but I can't grok*** what it does stand for because it seems folks can't agree on the R) there has been one aspect of the scene that pisses me off more than anything else: the ubiquity of acronyms. If you read through just about any gaming blog post you will find them scattered liberally throughout. When I discovered this community, everybody was talking about something called LotfP. In the last few days I've started stumbling on a new one: PbtA (apparently it's a game which is quite popular). I keep seeing references to PVP and PBP which sound like they ought to be related but they're not. 

This is, of course, not a problem unique to our community. When I worked at the BBC I drowned in acronyms, some of them BBC-wide, some broadcasting-related, some specific to the technologies we were using, and some specific to the iPlayer team that I worked on. I reckon it took me 18 months before I knew what they all meant. When I worked at Autodesk they even had an intranet page where you could look up the acronyms used in the company. It was called TAD****. Yes, the solution to the problem of acronyms was apparently to throw in another acronym that you would never know existed until it had been unpacked for you. There exists something similar for the gaming community, although it's doomed to be incomplete due to the number of niche games and new releases bubbling under the wider community's consciousness.

I'm also aware that I came to this community through a practice called RPG and a specific game called D&D (then AD&D, only now it's called 5e). I'm willing to make the odd exception for very popular acronyms that have been around for decades, though even then I'm at pains to say "Dungeons and Dragons" when I'm talking to somebody who is not a gamer. But I also think that the reduction of the ur-game to its constituent initials is a major reason why every game that achieves a certain level of traction within the community needs to be condensed into jargon.

Every time a reader encounters one of these abominations for the first time, they have to somehow figure out what it means. Thank god we have Google, although if you try googling any of our communities acronyms you will was almost certainly find that there are others which share the same letters and are far more common. To discover what it means in a gaming context, you'll find yourself having to throw in additional search terms such as "RPG" to narrow down the results.

The reason this makes me so angry is that it's a fucking imposition on your readers. It's tantamount to saying "my time is important; yours, less so". To save yourself less than a second you're forcing them to spend orders of magnitude longer figuring out what the fuck it is you're talking about. They'll also have break the flow of whatever they're reading in order to do so, and the cognitive load of having to do such an apparently simple task can be punishingly high.

The solution to this is quite simple: introduce on first use. Nobody expects you to write out something long and daft like Lamentations of the Flame Princess (or is it Legends of the Flame Princess; or Lots of this Fucking Practice) every time you want to mention it. The first time you do so, write "LotFP (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)" and spare your readers a round trip to Google. If it takes you more than a couple of seconds to do that then you probably need to learn to type faster.

It's a minor gripe and I'm some sub-minor Canute trying to hold back a tide of this shit. But I beg you: have some consideration for the fuckers whom you (presumably) want to read your stuff. Spend that extra couple of seconds. Somebody somewhere will thank you for it. Perhaps many bodies manywhere.

I don't always agree with Elon Musk (no, an interest in cave diving and saving lives does not make you a paedophile), but I'm totally with him on this:

There is a creeping tendency to use made up acronyms at SpaceX. Excessive use of made up acronyms is a significant impediment to communication… No one can actually remember all these acronyms and people don’t want to seem dumb in a meeting, so they just sit there in ignorance. This is particularly tough on new employees.

That needs to stop immediately or I will take drastic action – I have given enough warning over the years… If there is an existing acronym that cannot reasonably be justified, it should be eliminated, as I have requested in the past.

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*** In this post I shall use words which may perhaps not be common parlance. Fucking google it you twat. Without inconsistency I am nothing.
**** The Autodesk Dictionary
***** A little bit too long; didn't read: just reading the fucking post. It's a lot easier than reading the first letter of every word.******
****** Also, I've edited the post since condensing it to initials. Don't @ me.