(Some random dumped a big load of "don't you know who I am" on me in a blog comments thread. I didn't know who that person was. I googled them, and now I do, and so I wrote this game)
You are Sak Shibboleth, some-time writer of games and game-related content. Your transatlantic flight, where you have 3 seats booked up-front for you and your ego-sac, is hijacked. Angry feminists have kidnapped you to take you to the Total Perspective Vortex.
